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Quick Info

Rating

5.2/10

Release2005

Runtime1h 30m

StatusReleased

BudgetN/A

RevenueN/A

Movie

Zemanovaload

2005

1h 30m

5.2

Comedy

Synopsis

John Davies suffers from multiple obsessive compulsive disorders. When his current model girlfriend leaves him, he decides to replace her with the number 1 babe on planet Earth - Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The film follows his attempts to curb his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika.

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