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Rating

6.1/10

Release2008

Runtime1h 20m

StatusReleased

BudgetN/A

RevenueN/A

Production

The Onion

Movie

The Onion Movie

2008

1h 20m

6.1

Comedy

Synopsis

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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