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Quick Info

Rating

6.7/10

Release2009

Runtime0h 2m

StatusReleased

BudgetN/A

RevenueN/A

Production

Brown Entertainment

Bad Advice for Good Times

Movie

The Necronomicon

2009

0h 2m

6.7

Comedy

Horror

Science Fiction

Synopsis

Do you want to be a nicer person? Are you looking for inspiration to do good things? Well keep looking. But if you're into opening up terrifying vistas of reality then the Esoteric Order of the Old Ones and Cthulhu Cultists want to help.

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