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Quick Info

Rating

6.7/10

Release2005

Runtime1h 33m

StatusReleased

BudgetN/A

RevenueN/A

Production

South Jersey Productions

Movie

Mobsters and Mormons

2005

1h 33m

6.7

Comedy

Action

Synopsis

When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?

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