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Quick Info

Rating

6.2/10

Release2001

Runtime1h 39m

StatusReleased

Budget$2,750,000

Revenue$7,310,206

Production

SKA Films

Movie

Mean Machine

2001

1h 39m

6.2

Comedy

Drama

Synopsis

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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