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Quick Info

Rating

5.5/10

Release2012

Runtime1h 40m

StatusReleased

BudgetN/A

RevenueN/A

Production

UFA Filmproduktion GmbH

ZDF

Movie

Jesus Loves Me

2012

1h 40m

5.5

Comedy

Synopsis

A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.

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