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Quick Info

Rating

4.6/10

Release2002

Runtime1h 30m

StatusReleased

BudgetN/A

RevenueN/A

Production

BBC

Baby Cow Productions

Movie

Cruise of the Gods

2002

1h 30m

4.6

Comedy

Drama

TV Movie

Synopsis

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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